Elysium, I happened to be in Parrius, I noticed you in your garden, summoned you (you instantly qqed upon me summoning you) and spat a jegga. You died.
ignorance full you were actually planning on leaving I'm surprised you had the time to come back on and make this enormous post. I don't understand why any of this warranted a post honestly, particularly one involving fake IDs and beers?
As for me needing a desparate advantage, you have never returned one of my challenges, so how am I to kill you if I don't jump you? I'm sure even you can figure that out.
Oh, and Elysium, I haven't msged you in quite sometime, you being a non entity and all.
Written by my hand on the 2nd of Agamnion, in the year 1052.