If I'd thought there was actually a way to do what I'd said, I would
have never posted. If any of the skills mentioned weren't already common
knowledge to you or others, then it is yours and their folly, not my
own. So, *shrug* call me what you will, but you look ever the more foolish
by posting such rubbish when you know not the circumstances behind my
posting/asking in the first place.
Written by my hand on the 30th of Hindyear, in the year 986.