I don't recall posting about clowns. Those are FAR more terrifying then lightfingers. (Shiver)
Short enough post for you? I understand your fear of lots and lots and lots and lots of words all at once usually causing you to freeze and choose ddw as a cure all.
Ith gives excellent manicures BTW. Real men aren't ashamed of these abilities and their skills of twirling their nipple tassels.
Written by my hand on the 24th of Eleuthral, in the year 1318.