Awwww, did your mommy wake you up too early from your nap? You're throwing temper tantroms left and right! Tell you what, as SCARY as it is, leave the basement, get a little sunlight, and give those testies a chance to drop. I know it'll be hard with those big boy superhero undies being extra tight, but it'll happen one day for you!
Written by my hand on the 5th of Midsummer, in the year 1305.