Haha Bifrous you suck because you've been around like, forever and a half and have limitless resources, but you can't kill a novice like me fast enough. Once I finish rehearsing my offensive you're done for, loser.
Also, You suck.
(There y'go. Saved you the trouble of posting.)
Written by my hand on the 14th of Leaflost, in the year 1235.