Aja,

I'd just like to publicly congratulate you on having finally sunk so far beyond the acceptable level of 'comeptent' that when you oh so dismally fail to dispatch a target, you resort to copious usage, of a BOLA. Is it just me, or does this just epitomise the fact that you are, indeed, entirely useless? Does it not speak volumes about your attitude and fighting prowess, or did you really just want those potions? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I thought the eternal temple hiding was bad, I thought the constant ignorance of tells, refusal of duels and challenges was bad, but no, this has just amused me to the point where I think, why do people even kill the sad soul anymore?

Anyway, congratulations over, all hail Aja, temple sitting, challenge ignoring bola-thrower!

Salvador, almost feeling sorry for Aja, but not quite.

Written by my hand on the 13th of Agamnion, in the year 1209.