Arturo, Serpent of Thakriato Everyone

I have been away for so long and in all that time none of you have even bothered to learn how to post effectively. Is it too much to ask for you to throw a few original witticisms into the mix? Perhaps some well defined points based on your opponents foibles and peccadillos?

Alas no, the same old \"run and hide\" castigation that has become so formulaic and standardised this fighters bulletin board may as well be capped right here as there seems no point in continuing such a tedious discourse.

Hang your heads fighters, you shame yourselves with your distinct lack of anything approaching flair.

Written by my hand on the 14th of Leaflost, in the year 1164.