Encyclopedicus Avalonicus.

Bunny boiler (adj.): 1. a vengeful woman whose advances are scorned by the object of her desire

(noun) 1. a cauldron used for making stew in Thakria

2. the guildmaster of the Warriors guild in Parrius e. g. \"So, Grymauch, still being chased around the city by the bunny boiler? \"

Your attempts to talk all visceral with me won't win my affections, you depraved loon. I hear the flowery imagery in your words.

armsmash sailor to the list of members, a finer troop of chaps and chapessess you will never find. Your extolling their virtues as fearsome warriors, even at the lowly levels of lw is most encouraging to me. Nice to see some recognition for developing the young from one usually so twisted and bitter in her outlook.

As for Mr Finbar and Mr Dunccan, let us simply say that I lead the guild with their blessing. Whether you comprehend their reasoning or appreciate my role is secondary I guess. I could probably sit down with you at Sarec's little schoolhouse and use the chalk and blackboard to draw you nice diagrams, but I know you won't be able to keep your hands you yourself. And you a married woman as well. Tsk tsk.

I do look forward to your reply and hope that we can work together to further your education.

Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale

Written by my hand on the 8th of Eleuthral, in the year 1129.