Hmm, this sounds so familiar. I tried introducing my boss to Avalon, this worked for a short while, then he got bored and suggested I concentrate more on what my mainframe was doing, rather than what Blueskull was attempting to do to my dead body.
The other solution is to become the head of the IT department with your own office, and a desk facing the only door. Plenty of time to hit BB and get to a safe place when someone comes in.
Written by my hand on the 5th of Springflower, in the year 1000.