You shipped someone who's been gone for months? Surely this is some
magnificent feat, nearly as magnificent as when you shipped me last,
when you teamed me. Oh, did that skip your mind? I suggest you take the
advice of your public post. No one really cares, and I know I, for one,
am rather bored of the boasting your overly large ego tends to display.
Written by my hand on the 11th of Mournsend, in the year 994.