Sir Augustto Lightfingers, the Wicked Woodsman

I think we need to check your ID, Darktoes. One would not usually call \"buttraping oresheds\" a phrase that would be found within an adult's lexicon.

But then again... what do I know. I'm just a child too.

Goo goo. Ga ga. Poop.


Written by my hand on the 16th of Ilmarael, in the year 1317.