Oh Can I do a Dunc esque post that will be ignored by the Divine anyway?

Bluster Bluster.

Puffs out chest.

I submit a challenge to the Brigands! My Skill Set vs yours! Me vs every single one of you at once! Winner has the other guild shut down.

Flexes, talks about Kes, makes up some fake past story where I was the hero.

Written by my hand on the 19th of Eleuthral, in the year 1317.