Longnight Items, Baby, etc etc.


Your casual disrespect for my wife-to-be, and your aggressive, uncouth tone is all too familiar. It does you no favours, to be known as a nasty and slightly unhinged man.

It would be very easy for me to dismiss your ridiculous accusations offhand as a result.

Nevertheless, I suppose I must point out firstly, that the longnight items have been sat safely there for quite some time. Also that they have been there since they were stolen from Cultists who I'm sure even you are glad no longer hold them.

Secondly, that the treasure chamber is Narissa's, so quite why that puts me in possession of the poor orphan child I do not follow.

I'm sure Narissa can vouch for my manhood if you are really in doubt, but truly I don't see how that comes into the question unless you have an interest you have kept quiet all these years. I hope not, for both our sakes.


Written by my hand on the 14th of Mournsend, in the year 1153.