Happy Birthday Belgadeth! I hope you enjoyed our present.
Your tears and cries of pain and suffering are almost as sweet as the sick cracking sound as the doors to your barracks as we tore them down and loaded your items into our carts.
Do please teach our young Rangers about the hardships of Avalon, it will only make them stronger.
The Brigands have always been inferior to that in honor, stature, membership, and camaraderie to the Rangers. I guess it just takes some longer then others to figure that out.
Know your betters.
Written by my hand on the 9th of Hindyear, in the year 1147.