May I protest against the use of singular vulgarities on this board.

armsmash threap an immediate an urgent reaction to your most recent post I shall be holding a special meeting for those people who find themselves deficient in the profanity department.

Their lack of imaginitive slurs is a blot on the landscape and should be remedied as a matter or priority.

Those wishing to attend my self-help seminar should deposit 1000 coins in the Paladins account at the Springdale Bank (e,sw from square) or speak to me in person for private tuition in how they can improve this obviously neglected part of their education.

Results guaranteed. Never again be forced to resort to such expressions as \"pissant\".

Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale

Written by my hand on the 4th of Hindyear, in the year 1132.