See what a bit of positive thinking can do!
A day named after a legend in the land would be certainly get my vote. And as soon as you write that post that's inside you waiting to get out, you might be one step closer to being considered for it.
And my dearest Blunty, I make no secret of my respect for your determination to involve me in your sordid little world. Now we have public displays being brought into the discussion! You harlot! Your fantasy of dressing me up in tar and feathers are no doubt a symptom of season, but I can assure that is not what they mean when they talk about \"stuffing the turkey\".
Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale
Written by my hand on the 9th of Eleuthral, in the year 1129.