Mad and crazy old crone of Parrius.

Dearest Blunty, this fascination you have has addled your hearing. Like when I help a younger and you decide to jump me, you obviously couldn't hear the \"Ahem, no settings, give over\". I even repeated it a few times, threw in a fullparry and a heal potion.

Now if you had the wit of others, you would have made some suitable remark and pilled out. But wit isn't really your strong point I see. This is confirmed by your repetition of the same dull remark over and over as I tried to point out that your obsession can't be healthy in a woman of your age.

I'm curious whether to recommend that you invest in a hearing aid or in broadening your mind to allow room for some wit to creep in. Probably both, but I hear your guild can't afford such luxuries right now.

Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale, Miffed at new levels of patheticness from some people

Written by my hand on the 20th of Midwinter, in the year 1129.