I'm jealous, no one watches me. I just get told to go \"sit in my stockroom\"... funny enough, considering I don't have one.
Oh, and Falconi! Glad to see you've made some communication. Considering you can't read good, and don't have friends, it's a jump up from just standing at pe watching me kill people. Don't worry though, you'll get your chance to die, too!
Written by my hand on the 23rd of Skyelong, in the year 1121.