You are pathetic.

First you jump me in Thaumacie, achieve almost no breakthrough whatsoever, Lancelot comes along and you run off. Lancelot goes to the bb and I go to the skies, and then to my temple. Not and I repeat not with you in pursuit.

And then you turn up - and decide that to hell with the sanctity of a temple. Make out that I ran to it - and now that you have caught me off guard - you kill me in my temple.

Having proved that you are no respecter of the divine - I have a quick bite to eat, and then bring the fight back to you. But apparently this time you do believe in the importance of the divine.

This time you no doubt petition your Lord, and quite rightly in view of the situation, I get zapped for attacking you in your temple.

But this isn't the end of the story. Once I return from the Ship Ride - we fight - and both your gems are buzzing. But still no result - and this is without Death or any demons - either common or Lords. So you try out one of Genesis' new skills.

Immobilising - very effective indeed - but clearly something goes slightly wrong - because the immobilise continues no matter what you do. In fact it continues even when I do - as I do repeatedly. In fact it even continued into the Pool of Life.

Immobilising - very effective indeed - but clearly something goes slightly wrong - because the immobilise continues no matter what you do. In fact it continues even when I do - as I do repeatedly. In fact it even continued into the Pool of Life.

Indeed the only way to get rid of it is to log off and log back on again. You could see all this - and pretended to Lancelot that it was me screwing up rather than the skill.

So it has come to this already - both gems being used - any bugged skill that you can find - not to mention taking the Divine's names in vain.

You are not the greatest fighter in Avalon. Just the best equipped with skills and items. You are going to need more than that.

Strongbow

Written by my hand on the 30th of Hindyear, in the year 1104.