I would like to point out that my eating of apples is something that nobody barring threap will have noticed.
Why should this be so I hear you cry?
Well, Threap as has been evidenced so often in the past has found another nice little 'bug'. When his entourage (death) is parleyed, he bashes his own entourage (you really cant stay loyal to anyone can you Threap? not even your own entourage who are
actively aiding you) causing his entourage to 'unparley' at which point he re-orders it at you.
One good turn deserves another and if Threap gets permanent death nullifying, I'll happily take permanent health, one good turn deserves another after all.
I shall wait and see the day when he turns on his own citizens, when whipping his entourage no longer gives him sexual satisfaction.
Written by my hand on the 12th of Cloudburst, in the year 1074.