You all just love me.

Don Tukar, Godfather of Avalonto Everyone

This is why you people must keep mentioning my name, specially Kes and Herbie, you're in love with me. We all understand it now. But I'm sorry i won't hide in the pool, i wont' set a macro so i can run to the pool from anywehre in avalon (RIGHT KES?).

Tukar, laughing at the abomination Mercinae has become under it's citizens

Written by my hand on the 1st of Mournsend, in the year 1065.