Oh dear. I'll make this brief, so poor ol' confused Glowballs won't get the opportunity to get much wrong.
You state that you do not need a book to help you post. Having read the remainder of that paragraph, it is very possible that you do. You are a hypocrite because you, yourself, were being a whiney, dull bitch, whilst accusing me of the same.
Oh. And, finally... does your massive vocabulary include the word \"pretentious\"?
Written by my hand on the 11th of Cloudburst, in the year 1030.