You know, if you hadn't used the word 'arsehole' in the subject line
then you might almost have had something worth reading. Shame you
have to resort to such base forms of expletives. You are an uneducated
buffoon, Kes, with little to no competance with the language.
Ergo, if you want to insult me, you're going to have to try harder.
Written by my hand on the 9th of Eleuthral, in the year 1028.