Well now...

Arikarr the Blackto Sir Kes the Flashing Blade

You know, if you hadn't used the word 'arsehole' in the subject line

then you might almost have had something worth reading. Shame you

have to resort to such base forms of expletives. You are an uneducated

buffoon, Kes, with little to no competance with the language.

Ergo, if you want to insult me, you're going to have to try harder.

Written by my hand on the 9th of Eleuthral, in the year 1028.