Do not speak of Shaitan's being bloated thus, Isildur, for have you not always been the single most bloated, flatulent individual in Avalon?

You are so full of self-importance, it is a wonder that you have room for the copious amounts of food you eat, and the huge amounts of noxious gas which you emit from both your mouth, and another even less pleasant orifice (and next time you use that word, try to spell it correctly).

Mephisto, god of the night