My deepest condolences

May I be the first to extend my deepest sympathies to you. My manservant will admit you, should you need a bed for the night.

Palin and Sixpack may have to share a room, but I think the spartan conditions in the west wing may suit them better.

Chin up, a smile can make you a new friend... and they're free too!!

All the best in your new role as..... erm... I'm sure we can all think of something eh?