If anything is taken without payment from your shop and you have a clue who it is please inform me. Stamping out unliecenced crime is as important to me as the success of our own honourable crimes. Any and all information recieved by me about non-thiefs stealing will be acted on immediately. This obviously includes the Ex-thieves that I am sure will wish to spoil this new era of responsible theft. I will not allow this to happen. Deadly force will be used in all cases.
Inshallah of the Night - Thief, Mother, Baroness and Bookie.