Chopperto Mephisto, god of the night

Dear Dudedeity,

Errmm... is it my geography or your's at fault dude? I was under the impression that Rotwielerdamnedtoogoodatfootball was actually nearer London than Belfast!

OOr maybe it's just that the wind tends to blow from that direction more often than not?

Heartfelt vibes, from the Surfin dude.