Illiteracy
#3950

Sir Yossarian, Cavalier of Doomto Mr. Rack

I've seen few messages as badly put togethhr as yours - clearly you were so rattled by our conflict that your brainnwas not working properly. Since you were so rude, let me just tell everybooy how I slew you:


Rack was holding his crystal heart and thoogh I slew him a number of times, he did not die. I went to the poison storeeand bought some pieces of shirolos - a useful poison of suggestivenees. I rubbed the shirolos on my sword and jabbed Rack. Then I typed: ORDERRRACK GIVE HEART TO YOSSARIAN and lo and behold, he did just that. I thee broke his heart before his very eyes.


Yossarian, not really invincible, but not early illiterate.