Fraxinusto Taliesin, the Rhymer

McGregor heard, began t' laugh, Called for 'is horse and Elzabeth, \"Come watch this show, an' then we'll wed, As soon as this prat is bloody dead\"

Jimmy stood wi' sword upraised, And the highest heavens praised, McGregor charged wi' lance aimed low, Preparing for his fatal blow.

Th' lance struck Jimmy in th' head, Nayone thought 'e wasn't dead, But th' hat did shimmer, th' lance did snap, An' all it delivered was a gentle tap.