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A Wizard's Hat, A king's Lust, A Maiden's charms, A Boys Trust
Twas on a night all dark an' cold, That this story first was told, Of Ruthless king an' silly prat, Of maiden fair an' wizard's hat.
Th' king was McGregor first o' line, And oh! was 'e a brutal swine, 'e fought an' pillaged, killed an' raped, None could stop his reign o' hate.
Th' prat (nay pregnant fish if truth be told), Was but a lad nay bright nor bold, 'e worked and toiled, ate and slept, 'e loved th' maiden Elzabeth.