The hideous and not very nice slaughter of the valient orc attackers...
#2838

Taliesinto Everyone

It is only with great sorrow that I can recount the events of sunday last, when with a small and unprepared fighting force, four adventurers tried y last, when with a small and unprepared fighting force, four adventurers tried to kill some orcs to get bodies for a favour..... It was, needless to say a tragedy headed for failiure from the start, when ulrik the sorceror ignored the blatant omen presnted to him by the sudden appearance of a large glowing sign saying \"Head back you plonkers, you're all going to DIE!!!!!!! \". From then things got worse... It was only a short jog to the wolf gate, but it lay shut. Then, upon the advice of Inshallah we descended into the manor house and entered the secret passage in the cellar... It was then that after a wrong turn, we were evilly trapped in a room that filled with poisoned gas, and all expired..... And so the valiant party was vanquished, and that day did die four great heroes: Sturm, Minstrel of Vangoria, Ulrik, servant of Chaos , Aquarius, and Taliesin the serv

nt of the horned god. So, now we say: Don't go to the orc city, kids, it's bad for your health.....