Santa's Wicked Hoe

Smashing people's bones

While the forests howl and burn

Breaking into homes

And stealing all they own!

Druids run away

Their wet pants save the day

What fun it is to flee today

While everybody screams


Go away! Go away!

Wyldefyre, DIE!

Your caroling causes hemorrhaging, here is some zaganzar


Go away! Go away! Santa's wicked hoe!

Always gagging: \"uhg *slurp* *lick*\" as Santa \"ho ho HOoOoOo\"'s

Defoliating herbs

That you just planted

Now you want to kill us Sorcs!

Go on and join the bid


The People

Written and shown unedited exactly as rendered by text based game bulletin board on Avalon Online RPG and by my hand on the 19th of Skyelong, in the year 1394.