Smashing people's bones
While the forests howl and burn
Breaking into homes
And stealing all they own!
Druids run away
Their wet pants save the day
What fun it is to flee today
While everybody screams
Oh!
Go away! Go away!
Wyldefyre, DIE!
Your caroling causes hemorrhaging, here is some zaganzar
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Santa's wicked hoe!
Always gagging: \"uhg *slurp* *lick*\" as Santa \"ho ho HOoOoOo\"'s
Defoliating herbs
That you just planted
Now you want to kill us Sorcs!
Go on and join the bid
From,
The People
Written and shown unedited exactly as rendered by text based game bulletin board on Avalon Online RPG and by my hand on the 19th of Skyelong, in the year 1394.