Clara has been accused of stealing oil from Mercinae by way of a abusing a bug. Both Agamemnon and Cornelius have looked into this matter and have declared that Clara stole the oil fair and square.
I now consider this matter to be closed and if I never hear the word oil again, oil be a happy woman. It now ranks uppermost on my list of most-hated comms, along with potatoes.
Written by my hand on the 21st of Midwinter, in the year 1345.