Oh Dunccan, I have no problem with your posts on the bb, in fact I'm sure everyone in the lands would be a little bit sad inside if you stopped - they are good for a laugh!
My point is that no one really cares about yours and Asters relationship - Aster, you're a good lass but we dont really need subjected it to it on the bb!
As for your challenge - puhlease. Sure I can annoy you, i could beat on your wife or your fellow citizens, but I choose not to. If all it took to stop your bragging was a beating, then you've taken enough from the boys in Parrius in your time...
Written by my hand on the 23rd of Midwinter, in the year 1342.