Genral thievery.

Just Mustardseedto The Istaru, Lunatic Loremistress

Two lickle thieves sittin in Thak

What will isty mek of dat?

pickin locks all day long

while we sing our lock pickin song.

we emptied yous coffers, we laid em bare

whilst yous were in yous bedroom brushin yous hair

you steal from me friends, i will steal it all bak

dirty thievin, rascally thak.

jus one fing i want yous to know

yous can killee me quick or kille me slow

but no matter wot yous do to me health

i will can yous money wiv me on te shippe of death.

Written by my hand on the 25th of Ilmarael, in the year 1334.