El Salvador, War's Clarionto Everyone

While bored with little to do I decided to take a trip down memory lane and read the fighters board.....

I must say you deserve a medal for managing to encompass approximately 28% of the ENTIRE POSTS on this board comprising some 6000 messages.

Of particular amusement is the post you intended to make to Gaar but instead addressed to yourself...little else in this land is more amusing than someone posting to themselves with the post title 'Oh fat one' and signing it MORON.

A better case of self acceptance I have yet to see.

I'd also like to point out a series of story-telling posts made by Narissa some time past. A lot of effort went into these posts and for the most part, much enjoyment was had by those who made the effort to read this massive story.

You, however, in typically amazing fashion, gleaned only ONE piece of information from this epic, namely: \"Eloire isn't fat\".

While I am sure that Narissa may have composed MANY essays over the debate of Eloire's obesity, I am not entirely convinced that this was the point this time.

Yours, coherently,

-- Salvador

Written by my hand on the 16th of Skyelong, in the year 1320.