Just for the record, I am PW and proud of it. And no, I don't have balls.
But if you do and want to sell them to me, so I can restock the store Esprii robbed, I'll gvie you a fair price. Maybe I'll make some tennis rackets to go with them!!
Or a nice set of golf clubs, depending on how big they are. You don't really say...
Written by my hand on the 25th of Paglost, in the year 1257.