I read both you post and as to Mr. Cordon ever becoming an animist ROFL!
Oh, my sides, my sides... okay. calm calm. and I was until I read your second post and it put me back in side-splitting pain-ville again. Oh oh . small and smell. Oh... gods, i snorted me tizer through me nose!
Written by my hand on the 22nd of Leaflost, in the year 1256.