Silly, small minded Dunccan,
Must I remind you that while you were out measuring wiener size in Mercinae, I was clearing out all of your city shops. So, please, keep swinging that clumsy blade of yours about and \"runnning the sttrees red wth bloood\" or however you say that in mongoloid. Big mouths like yours keep me in business.
Your profession is just is just as one sided as your personality. Fighting is all you have. I can't blame you for the things that drool out of your mouth. I guess it just happens that way when you've been hit on the head so many times.
Written by my hand on the 22nd of Leaflost, in the year 1248.