and another thing...
#2518

Belitto Everyone

It's all very well all you goodies going to orctown for a bit of mayhem , then going to the pub to boast about how your backhand slice took someone's head off with one stroke, but think of the consequences! Have you ever tried to get Orc blood out of the carpets? And as for the green slime... well, even an Ultimate Shake'n'Vac spell wont get rid of it! Then there's having to look into the trusting happy faces of the young Orcettes as they ask 'When's Daddy coming home?', and you have to tell them , 'Daddy wont be coming home - EVER' well, sometimes it just gets too much... Sob..... No wonder they grow up with an attitude problem.......