Thank you so much for your tactful and of oh so useful comments. I will certainly give them the attention which they certainly deserve.
It is wonderful to know that there are people out there to balance out my obvious shortcomings.
Oh, and please be assured I will never bother you in any way by interacting with you, other than this friendly missive.
Written by my hand on the 14th of Skyelong, in the year 1245.