Oh please already.

Oh thank you, I was wondering when you would speak up regarding this. Up until this point I didn't feel very reassured by the posts from the gods concerning the shops. Im sure everyone can now rest easy, knowing that your retribution would be far more painful and grievous than any the gods could think of. I shit myself not once but twice when I read your threats knowing that your blade would be far scarier than Genesis coming down from on high in all his fury to punish me.

Written by my hand on the 5th of Midsummer, in the year 1223.