I don't think you are any position to question the motives or wants of an immortal young Necromancer. Should one of the Pantheon decide to toy with any of us mortals that is up to them. On the basis you spend the better part of your day procrastinating idle behind duelist status I think it's more than called for.
Enjoy your life as a Statue in the god of wars terracotta army.
Written by my hand on the 29th of Springflower, in the year 1221.