It was nightime, i had my night vision goggles on, because as you know and now i do, you like to shower in the dark because of them miniscule nuts, so not light! no reflection!
Bless you for your manly pride trying to invoke light from nowhere, awwww
25GP FOR A WAX!!! RIP OFF, I get mine done for 10 in Mercinae apprently theres a huge call for waxing of hairy nipples in that area
And so my DEAR, it could not be my hairy nipples that you are seeing because mine are happily waxed at all times, must be that great hound you sleep with at night?
Written by my hand on the 10th of Mournsend, in the year 1219.