Loyal Lightfingers, Thakrian Thiefto Everyone

I'm hereby petitioning the deities to add a new ability to Survival. It's called \"straw\" and consists of fashioning reeds of papyrus into small straws with which we can all take tiny sips from the grossly over-runed potions in the land. Can't pick up that levitation potion little guy???? Well you'll surely get lost on this bash if your not levitated..... here. sip this.......

Written by my hand on the 15th of Hindyear, in the year 1218.