Tell me,

Are you still the betrothed of that Good Witch, Eudueria? If so, might a make a small suggestion, a tiny, inobtrusive addition to your proposed marriage vows :

I promise to always defend you unless the numbers are not on my side in which case to the stockroom it is.

Think about it, it has that certain, je ne sais quoi, about it, don't you think?


Written by my hand on the 3rd of Paglost, in the year 1196.