Sturm
#2393

After lengthy deliberation on the matter, (about 0.0001 seconds) I regret to inform you that as a Baron of Mercinae, despite the otherwise good relations between our two great cities, I am unable to help you out in this most distressing matter.   The only solution I see as being realistic is for the fellow to be given his own personal island, far removed from the mainland, with no boats or other transportation available. In the interests of humanity, an adequate food supply and other essential amenities should of course be available on the island.  Maybe a library as well...  Elviron, on behalf of the Barons of Mercinae.