Never post about my guild again. Never mention the disease that Edorec, and any other of your citizens that plagued it. Your citizens are not worthy of the Brigands.
And to add, do not bring Lady Xanthe into any of your posts, YOU are not worthy to mention her name.
And poor dear Edorec, do you do everything your master Dunccan says? I'll make sure you never have that opportunity if our paths cross, for I'll cut your limbs off one by one, and cut out your tongue, and watch your blood spill upon the forest ground that you so raped.
Written by my hand on the 21st of Paglost, in the year 1182.