Oh most brilliant one, please do enlighten us all on how he has affirmed anything other than his ability to tell lies? Everyone, myself included, is waiting with with overwhelming anticipation for the number of this post in which I have shown such outrageous duplicity. I'm certain these queries, like all the others I've put to Springdale, will go unanswered because any answer given will only prove me right in my opinions
of your pisspot of a city. But you all keep plugging way at it. One of these days you may actually come up with something that cannot be dismissed so easily.
PS: I know how much you resist taking advice -- especially from me -- but you *really* should stop posting.
Written by my hand on the 21st of Paglost, in the year 1172.