Just leave already. We have your post that you are for sale, so stop with your idiotcy and continuing on about how great you are. No one wants to hear it. Your opinion matters not as you are leaving the lands to the highest bidder. I have 1gp on the table just to get rid of one of you useless souls.
Tukar, wishing you would just fade away.
Written by my hand on the 23rd of Cloudburst, in the year 1157.